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Are you a racehorse? I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
How about later tonight, you let me slip into something a little more comfortable I'll start. You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night. I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
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Do you like tapes and CDs? Are you an architect, cause I want you on staff for my next erection. But in the night, they're on my floor If i was a ballon, would you blow me. I hope you have a sewing machine, cause im gonna tear dat ass up I'd treat you like a snow storm.
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Are you fertilizer, cause you just made me grow 6 inches. I'll give you the D later. You don't want to have sex on your period? You go there quite often.