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Britney Spears, we need a remix. The survey, of more than people nationwide, believed the classic "Your dad must be a thief because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes" to be the most embarrassing chat-up line, with reality TV veteran Calum Best voted the person most likely to say it.

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I must be in heaven because I can see an angel — Mario Marconi. Glamour model Jodie Marsh rounded off the top five with "Here's 10p - go phone your mum and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes — Darius Danesh. Here's 10p — go phone your mum and tell her you won't be coming home tonight — Jodie Marsh.

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Although the list of cheesy chat up lines was dominated by reality TV stars, footballers and singers, one of the more unexpected jokes went to Countdown's Carol Joked, with people voting her most likely to use the line "If I were to rearranged the alphabet I would put U and I together. Staying home or at chat six-feet from other people?

The charge — trespassing in my dreams - Rhys Ifans. People believed humour was the best way of chatting somebody up with over 50 per cent of those surveyed saying comedy lines work best on them, such as "Do you have any raisins? By Mia Mercado.

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Your dad must be a thief because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes — Calum Best. Who knows! How about a date?

You're under arrest. You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day — Lee Sharpe.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Others on the list compiled by a maker of Dutch Edam cheese included Manchester Joeks Cristiano Ronaldo who was voted as most likely to say "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

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